Yes folks, its that time of the year again where we review what's best for you and what's not. So with us this time round giving hot fashion tips is Hidayah Aziz. TP's most fashionable business student and a student under the director's honours list. So with great achievements, I'm sure she can teach us a thing or two on her opinions for dressing to impress.
Usually you'll do winter, and summer, or spring and maybe fall, but come on we know only Hidayah can tell you whats best for Monsoon seasons, cause she's monsoonal like that! ;)
So waste no more time, and we shall make haste. Here are Hidayah's hot tips for the coming monsoon!
(1) COLOUR
Colour plays the most important role in your outfit. Colour according to Hidayah expresses mood and influences the outcome of your day. In this case, when visiting relatives and friends, toning down with colour is the best bet! You don't want to appear too much in front of them. And don't just pick colours, layer them. For this example, Hidayah has chose very uninteresting combination of green and white, with mismatched blue jeans. Clever girl!
So then you ask, When then can I wear brighter and happier colours? Well, there is no fixed answer to the kind of events that you can wear bright colours. But if you're planning to turn more heads at a Funeral, Hidayah has chosen a ghastly set of yellow sweater and a blue denim vest. Hidayah's outfit here was inspired by Ikea amd Malvolio.
When you're a top student in your marketing class and a brag in your blog post about how "rich" you family is *coughsNOTcoughs*. Branding plays the role of up-ing your social status. Wearing great brands can make you feel more accepted in society than you're already NOT. Here Hidayah has chosen an imitation Polo Raplh Lauren sweater, to match her plain-dead-Jane look. And look how it directs your eyes to her babats at her midsection. Attractive, yes?
When making a fashion statement, your outfit has to be OTT, to capture the right eyes from the media. For her fashion statement outfit, Hidayah has chosen a William FUCK-Quhar inspired top! Said Hidayah on her friendster caption for this: "The daughter of William Farquar." Indeed, she must be dead like the real daughter herself, to come up with a killer outfit! Hidayah insist that she wasn't going for vintage, or even ancient, Hidayah was going for dead like William himself!
Looking at a women's body, she must not be all flat and skinny like a plank and must have curves all at the right places. Lacking that, Hidayah ingeniusly tucks in her shirt, to distract audience from her very unattractive figure. Having a shirt tucked in high, creates the illusion of a higher waist and changes focus from "OMG! UGLY FIGURE!" to "OMG! UGLY OUTFIT!". See even Innuka understands the pain of body proportions.
Another great example of hiding bad body proportions, wear uglier outfits. Notices how white totally erasers the viewer's view of her fats? Genius! You can still spice up the outfit with a "WHAT-THE-HELL-WAS-SHE-THINKING-BELT!"
Dealing with imperfections can be difficult. Not everyone looks great everyday, and for Hidayah not at all! But fashion salvages everything. Hidayah is clearly aware of her cocked up situation, (if you know what I mean- points to her cock eyes), so to counter this, Hidayah wears shades to almost everywhere she goes: 
Here is Hidayah on her driving test day. Lets just hope she dont crash into a car now!
