So can't decide for the first half of our day, where to die, but we decided HACK. Lets just die at the bridge. So we went to the bridge, the one connected from the Esplanade to Merlion, thinking of aimless stuff. When all of a sudden, i mentioned how I just want cash right now, I'd sell my body (IT was just a STUPID RANDOM remark ok? I don't mean it!). And Munah recounted an old incident when her friend was approached by a Katong prostitute.

She (The prostitute) said: TA-TA-SA-SA $5.

Correct English: (Touch Touch, Suck Suck $5)

So hack, Mun and me got bored, we forced Izyan into it but see she's the No-nonscence girl. So Mun and me we waited for random strangers to pass by in prostitute poses and all, esp those with IMF tags to say..

*Eh Cue Me Ser/Mam Ta-ta-sa-sa $5*

Weird all the random strangers, mostly smiled walk away or give us a stare. BUT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! one of the guy actually flash us his Ghastly smile, in a sickly manner and refused. HE ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD.
Mun and me faint, of course Izyan prefer to just sit back and enjoy it all.

So the Miss Zyan wanted to get some ice-cream in the cold whether, so i suggested the one near OUB towers. We chased ll the pigeons there, and amused the public by calling them chickens. Like, "Come on Chickens get back to your coops".Oh reminds me, that time at Sentosa, where me and Mun chased these peacocks to race them HAH! So yes went to the Macs, saw this Ugly MINAH TUDUNG flirting with her Boyfriend like seriously. Practice what you preach, or if its that hard don't wear the Tudung, embarrasment to the religion you are. Then we died for about an hour or so, blasting songs at the balcony of the Macs. Talking about MY weekend.

So we sent Zyan off to the station. On the way we chased back the same pigeons and called them chickens and tried to scare-kick one down to the Singapore River and me and Mun Laughed at it. HAH! EVIL! Then we went to O'Briens entrance and attempted to kiss the guy inside through the glass panel. FUNNY! I've been kissed. HAH! FINALLY! And I wanted to accompany Mun til her mum reached but Nope the mum told her to go home herself.

OK Here is where we almost got Arrested and did stupid stuff, and met a Temenggong.

So we were waiting for the mum to reply, so i decide why not go see some dancers at the Underground place near Esplanade. So on the way we met this Malay guy in the Ancient Malay costume, so Munahsuggested one day we should just be like him, and wear over the top clothes and walk around town. It will happen. You just wait.

So on the way to cross Caunugh Bridge, we read a sign, saying no horses or Bullock carts allowed so me and Mun pretended to be horses and neighed and galloped all the way to the other end. HAH. Funny looks we got, but you know famous figures needs to get use to all the attention. HAHAH! Then we say some more pigeon and decided to chase them. And saw a black cat and Mun, the bimbo she was,

Munah: *BIG GASPS* A PUMA!!!

Hirzi: Hey can we turn you into a shoe for our friend Izyan. CAN we?

*Cat Runs away*

FINE!!

Then so we decided that we have the special abillities to chase Animals off. So we walked to this lady and screamed at her, and she gave us a look. Then at this junction, we saw a cat, and Mun wanted to attack it, where there were two policemen standing in front of the erected monument. I shouted for her back, before she got into trouble, so she ran back to me in screams. THIS IS NOT THE ARRESTING PART YET!

So we walked at Elizabeth Walk and saw this trickshaw rider, we decided to tell him to drive us to Raffles City, but no he made excuses to not want to send us there. We offered to pay but no, he just want to listen to his stupid Dangdut songs that he was blasting on the vehicle. Me and Mun, fed up, we shouted

Us: LAZY JUST SAY AH.

Hirzi :YA lah just want to dangdut only.

Mun: Ya lah, i was about to dance then you pull me away for what?.

Hirzi: We dance now ah. Come we dance to him. *Dances to random stranger*

Along the way, we saw this photograher and just posed in front of him saying nothing, and he actually took a picture, then we met one more pghotographer at the esplanade underpass, and asked if she wanted a picture of us, BUT NO. SHe said..

Lady: HAiyah! I very tired al-leady ah.

Munah: URGH! So rude. CAn't even SPEECH properly.

So we walked to the dance place, but no NOT ONE WAS THERE. AND THEN..

Hirzi: Uhmm, Mun its a Monday, and school started for the secondary school students.

So just to entertain us, we walked to this construction worker on the floor and attempted to wake him up. Even attempted a kick. Heh. But scared so we walked to Raffles

And then we walked our way to the RAffles City.. Where we saw this IMF delegate walking pass us, and i told Munah lets beat him up and say we protest. Then Munah said, what are we protesting againts.

My Answer: Because I don't like the IMF name. Can't they find other combination of other letters..Like JWB or PFG. And also because of them there a Baracades everywhere..and we can't walk around our own country.

And upon hearing that i touched the Baracade and pretended that it has electricution. And we walked around shouting at random starngers warning them not to touch it.

Us: Don't Try public, we already risk our lives to let you know if its electricuting or not.. SO don't risk your life. Trust us. *In drama tone* (FUNNY, NO ONE SHOULD TRUST US)

And then, at the traffic light, Munah burst into a Ta-ta-sa-sa $5. ANd this Inadian guy thought she was hitting on him. Then Munah got annoyed and rolls eyes on him. Sick MUCH.

So we finaaly got to Raffles City and decided to go home, i went to take train and we didn't know that for the IMF thing they build in a Security Camera at the station. And to our amusement, as soon as we tap our card we saw our faces on the big TV. So we got all excited and started Wow-ing loudly and waved to the screen, with an IMF officer at the front. Then we waited for our image to appear again, and wave again and repeated these at leats 3 times, until i saw from the corner of my eyes, the guard about to approach us. I grabbed Mun and went to the nearest escalator, not caring if it was my route or not. So he approached us, DAMN THE SLOW-UNTRAINED LEGS

Officer: Excuse me M'am (HAH! M'am I'm not a M'am; Scold Munah Scold Munah, but of course i stood there to take the blame as well)I'm gonna warn you this time, because you're act is a public nuisance. Please behave yourself in public, if not this i would take serious actions.

Munah: Ok. SOrry.

Hirzi: We got excited.

*RUNS OFF*

Paiseh MAN!

SO stuck int he wrong route i followed Mun to Tampines. And int the train we got bored. SO we were looking at this guy sleeping, but he had weird awkward facial actions, fiddling with his lips and all. So we were figuring out what he was dreaming, and i suggested it was about him making out with someone, and all of a sudden he burst into a pout. Then when he left, we got a little bit bored, so we walked to the next sleeping victim, and we were noticing how everytime he bobs his head, he will start opening his mouth so very slowly everytime the head leans on the glass panel. HAH. Then people around us got annoyed at us for making fun of others.

SO me and Mun decided to entertain ourselves by walking to the other end of the trin, cause we're from the far end. And we challenged ourselves to reach the end by Tampines, and we did get there by SImei. People were giving us funny stares. Then Mun suggested another idea, and that was to go back to the other end, and see how far we can go before Tampines. Reality, next stop was Tampines. AND WE DID. Walked back but got us to only the middle, but close enough. SO people obviously recognise us and we came up with stories to get back there.

Mun: I dunno, IZyan said she was at the end,so i assumed it wasthe front. MAybe she is at the back

Hirzi: I tell you i think the shop is at the back of the train. Most prob last cabin. I need a plaster lah, and i need a drink too.

HAH! So all the stupid stuff it was, the train journey.

To snack myself up, i stopped at the confectionary shop to but a waffle. I asked for etra chocolate, but the lady obviously not educated just said "Arhsdbcjhvsce" in confusion but as if she understood. So i just passed that and got my waffle.

AND YES MY VERY ENTERTAINING MONDAY ENDED LIKE THAT.

AFTER THE WEEKEND I THINK I DESERVED IT.

AND TO THOSE WHO READ THROUGH EVERY VIVID DETAILS.

REALLY HAS GOT TO STOP STALKING MY LIFE.

HAHA!

I LOVE YA'LL.