& Thursday, September 14, 2006
IN THE MIGHTY JUNGLE.
So today Zyan, Mun and I, decided to be Tarzan and JaneS and walk through the forest of Macritchie. It was damn of a whole lot TIRING! So we were to meet up with Munah at the carpark/playground-ish place.
Hirzi: Munah...Chk Chk Chk.
Izyan: Sekali a monkey appear ah.
And so we met. Walked to the security office to understand our route to the tree top trail, and the indian bugger cannot communicate or pardon my ability to decipher half the nonscence you were telling us. AND OF COURSE us being us, we weren't really paying attention and were relying on the other to absorb the words that are coming out of his mouth, while pretending to look attentive,
Hirzi: Ok! So where do we go?
Izyan: I don't know i thought you all were listening.
Munah: I thought you guys were listening.
And so we got back to the proper route. Met kids canoeing, and we treated them like some indegeanous people of the forest, and everything they did were either a primitve way of doing things or a ritual.
Munah: Hello, we come in peace.
Izyan: Do..You..understand..the..words..that..are..coming out..of my MOUTH?
Hirzi: Hello primitive people, can i see your traditional wooven baskets? Because you always have baskets? *People stares weirdly*
Hirzi: (Saw an old man changing shirts) Oh look a ritual. Its part of their praying rituals..
And so we finally left their civilisation into another realm. At the start we already said, Munah will protect me from Monkeys and her from spiders. So it was a good half an hour that we traked into the jungle and along the wooden path, that they decided to ask me; What's so scary about monkeys? So i was describoing tothem every vivid details of my fear for them. And i swear, right to the part where i was on their fangs, from the corner of my eyes, emerged these yellowish things like hissing at me from a low-lying branch. I SCREAMED like a PussyFartDoll and ran grabbing Munah to shield me from it! BUT NO!!!! There were more on her side, a whole nation of them. And there refuse to be scared or move away, being all "This-is-my-territory". I freaked. Even Zyan, was ready with her bag, clutched to her fist to swing at them if they attacked.
And so these were the morons!!!
Of course Munah had her obsessive phobia of spiders so she clinged on to me and squeezed me hard when she see spider webs around. I even dodged her head to the ground when i saw a spider hanging from the branch. Greatfull much, she was.
So an hour to the wlk and we were KILOMETRES from our destination, nowhere near. And we became delussional. Izyan laughed to herself. She thought the name "Prunus Trail" was funny. Munah started dancing and singing to herself (Dah lah fasting.) And when we reched a place where there were a lot of Bamboo plantations she said...
Munah: Oh wow Bamboos. We're in China already.
Hirzi: Yes just a kilometre more to India.
Me..and ME! I whinier than the girls, begging to stop at every bench, which the girls refuse to. But cute what, whiny whiny like little boy like that. *Pinches my cheek* *Munah and Izyan Rolls Eyes from their Screens* WHat!!!?? I was the youngest there what do you expect. But the girls stamina was really good. Of course Munah attempted a Pochahantas and believe she can talk to animals. Telling them stories. Every animal she saw, she would name and want it for her birthday.
Munah: Hey look a Lizzard. I'll name you Lizzie.
Izyan: So do you want that for you're birthday too..
Munah: Yar..
Hirzi: Hey look a topless Apek. Do you want that for you're birthday too?
Between the first hour.
Izyan: Ok im done. (Jokes)
Hirzi: Ok you guys wanna stop now and go shopping instead.
And so we walked..and walked. Oh the greenery reminds me of something.
IF YOU SEE A CAT, AND THE EYES ARE GREEN! ARE YOU GONNA ASK IF ITS..
So we reached the tree top trails. And me with my phobia of heights, just kept quiet hoping to end the bridge. But the girls were like born Orang Hutans, they happy walk along the roped bridge. Then it was a misery walk back to the start. We only stopped once cause it poured, at the golfers Gazebo, which they kindly allowed us too.
Finally got back to the start and did the whole 12 Km thing less than 3 hours, whereas the guy said it would be a 4 hour journey. Hah! You bugger we did it lesser than youexpected us too.
So we went near school to eat, and enjoy the breezy day.
Sent IZyan off to Rugby, and Mun and me lied down on the pavement at the fountain. CAring less about passer-bys staring at us. We talked about lots of stuff, and it was nice to just lie down in the middle of nowhere with a bestfriend, and just die. Almost like chasing cars.
Munah: The difference between a friend and a bestfriend, is trust.
Yoga = Checked
Macritchie = Checked
Dying = Multiple Checks
Sentosa = Checked
Hair-do = checked
Lets make it the most interesting ever guys.
Ok cant wait for tomorrow. *Prepares list of songs*
( 8:09 AM )
Of course Munah had her obsessive phobia of spiders so she clinged on to me and squeezed me hard when she see spider webs around. I even dodged her head to the ground when i saw a spider hanging from the branch. Greatfull much, she was.
So an hour to the wlk and we were KILOMETRES from our destination, nowhere near. And we became delussional. Izyan laughed to herself. She thought the name "Prunus Trail" was funny. Munah started dancing and singing to herself (Dah lah fasting.) And when we reched a place where there were a lot of Bamboo plantations she said...
And so we walked..and walked. Oh the greenery reminds me of something.
So we reached the tree top trails. And me with my phobia of heights, just kept quiet hoping to end the bridge. But the girls were like born Orang Hutans, they happy walk along the roped bridge. Then it was a misery walk back to the start. We only stopped once cause it poured, at the golfers Gazebo, which they kindly allowed us too.