Until u hear it from me,the rest are just hearsays.,,
& Tuesday, July 11, 2006
~TOO PHAT TOO PHUNNY!
*I always love a classic "yo-mama-so-fat-jokes"..so in the name of good humour and drifting away from assignments..here goes:
1. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
2. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
3. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
4. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
5. Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
6. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
7. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
8. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
9. Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
10. Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
( 10:20 AM )
